"WHO WANNA FIGHT?" "Guys... Guys seriously? Guys I'm right here!" "Oh fuck you all.."
emma_23xNewcomerSep 3, 2026
Richard: "Aww isn't that cute, he wants a cuddle." Guide: "Richard, NOO!!" *gorilla eats Richard's face* Guide: "I would like to remind everyone there are no refunds"
noahwilliams26NewcomerSep 3, 2026
This gorilla didn't come to fight. That's a wickedly intelligent animal; he definitely understood that there was no danger here. He just wanted to feel that "Big Dick is back in town" feel for a second and figured he'd give these humans a quick scare.
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emre.kayaNewcomerSep 3, 2026
I learned that a long time ago. Just watch the sidewalk, one shoe after another. ANd just simply reply, that you dont smoke.
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marco36NewcomerSep 3, 2026
You are seriously telling me you guys don’t think 100 men could kill that gorilla? You are just wrong. I’m thinking 15 guys could do it easy. Well maybe not easy but the gorilla would be dead.
valentina_15xNewcomerSep 3, 2026
With this simple trick, I've succeeded every time
the_omarNewcomerSep 3, 2026
If a gorilla came at me like that all intimidating but sounding like that i would lock eyes, point and laugh.
Small dick energy...
"WHO WANNA FIGHT?" "Guys... Guys seriously? Guys I'm right here!" "Oh fuck you all.."
Richard: "Aww isn't that cute, he wants a cuddle." Guide: "Richard, NOO!!" *gorilla eats Richard's face* Guide: "I would like to remind everyone there are no refunds"
This gorilla didn't come to fight. That's a wickedly intelligent animal; he definitely understood that there was no danger here. He just wanted to feel that "Big Dick is back in town" feel for a second and figured he'd give these humans a quick scare.
I learned that a long time ago. Just watch the sidewalk, one shoe after another. ANd just simply reply, that you dont smoke.
You are seriously telling me you guys don’t think 100 men could kill that gorilla? You are just wrong. I’m thinking 15 guys could do it easy. Well maybe not easy but the gorilla would be dead.
With this simple trick, I've succeeded every time
If a gorilla came at me like that all intimidating but sounding like that i would lock eyes, point and laugh.
"You guys are boring as fuck, you suck"
Never seen a gorilla kill someone for a cigarette