Faith in humanity restored

I had to do similar once, didn't crash, didn't get caught by the police. Sometimes rules don't apply.

@9gag filter your bots to not post facebook faggotry at least

Baitforupvotes, nooo! Sorry, force of habit.

In reality he arrested the guy on the spot, because his tone with officer peacemaker was to forced, given his dying daughter. The father spent a night in prison, while his daughter died alone and officer powertrip came on his little shield. No I have no source, I made it up. Just

This gave me aids

Chemotherapy doesn't work like that. Maybe you should try a Sam Altman post instead.

And then everyone at the hospital clapped.

Sure rebecca

First of all this is fake as fuck. Second of all, what THE FUCK ARE WE CENSORING THE WORD "BREAKING"??

"She's at Children's Hospital. The chemo isnt working"