I know him

Didn't get glasses & on the way home he ran into a... Pole

My stupid-ass brain actually pictured a steel pole going to see a pole specialist… I had to read it five times before I got the joke. At this point, I’m not sure how far I’m gonna get in life. I’m fucked.

Fake Made up bullshit for a joke

More old material.

"know THE guy" seems more fitting.

Funny thing is that with only a few tweaks you get a word that could pass for a real, albeit weird, surname with a real meaning.

I hate that I can't tell this joke verbally.

If You know, You know.

World was lucky that our greatest composer was called Chopin ;)

Amateur. My name is Mścisław Chrzeszczymiesz Brzęczyszczykiewicz. My brothers are Grzegorz and Szczepan.