I love music - Video

Flush during! You can control the timing!

That’s the sound of waking up inside

Sounds just like my preferred size

i don't have that problem.

Is this a joke I'm too muted scrolling to understand?

I can't listen to it right now, but I'm anticipating some amusng farty noises when I come back later.

i turn music off so everyone can hear me take a dump

I purposely asked a friend if he didn't had some music to leave playing in his laptop while we worked on a school project, right after the only girl in the group went to the toilet. But I forgot to ask for a background sound in another occasion, so after we heard the heavy stream

See, there's your mistake. You should have put on "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins instead, and your guests would have thought that was the famous drum part.

My office is right next to the girls bathroom. I can recall every woman in the office by her pissing sound by now. But the myths seems to be true, not a single woman took a shit in those 5 years i am sitting there.