I'm from the future

You dont need NNN if you are not a wanker.

no such thing

No nut November is propaganda created by lesbian feminists so men get cancer from not masturbating. Don't let them win you fucking morons.

Gold

Op fell into a coma and just woke up. Heads up Obama isn’t president anymore. Besides this you didn’t miss much .

Quite original. Have my upvote

i'm a simple man, I see a Tool image, I upvote

Don't fall for the NNN, it's bad for your health, you may even get a cancer. Your body tells you to "empty" yourself, don't refrain.

No, OP you stole it from @fbi_official_

No Nut November is for idiots. The real pros go for Ninehundred Ninety Nine Nut November.