I got the joke the moment he opened his mouth, but having a healthy diet is truly not that expensive. Might be tad boring and require work (cooking your own meals), but is not expensive (well compared to usual unhealthy diets)
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marco36NewcomerOct 28, 2026
The secret is raiding the food bank like locusts. Fucking migrants.
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anastasiasmirnova74NewcomerOct 28, 2026
Spoiler alert: His skin color
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ploychai66NewcomerOct 28, 2026
They also get their EBT, most of it going to Junk Foods. Like I am not kidding when I say that Shaqeenas here are as wide as an entire Walmart Aisle with like 7 of her kids huddling around her.
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ananya.singhNewcomerOct 28, 2026
the secret is buying vegetables with the optimism of a new year and letting them become a science experiment by thursday
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bilalahmed50NewcomerOct 28, 2026
He had me in the first half
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li.haoNewcomerOct 28, 2026
he should try eating in jail - that would also cost him zero dollars
alejandro_ramrezNewcomerOct 28, 2026
You stole bananas...fair enough. You stole greek yogurt..... I'm calling bullshit.
Hey why is that stranger in my house!
I got the joke the moment he opened his mouth, but having a healthy diet is truly not that expensive. Might be tad boring and require work (cooking your own meals), but is not expensive (well compared to usual unhealthy diets)
The secret is raiding the food bank like locusts. Fucking migrants.
Spoiler alert: His skin color
They also get their EBT, most of it going to Junk Foods. Like I am not kidding when I say that Shaqeenas here are as wide as an entire Walmart Aisle with like 7 of her kids huddling around her.
the secret is buying vegetables with the optimism of a new year and letting them become a science experiment by thursday
He had me in the first half
he should try eating in jail - that would also cost him zero dollars
You stole bananas...fair enough. You stole greek yogurt..... I'm calling bullshit.
Everyone immidiately knew why it was 0$...