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saraahmadi82NewcomerOct 28, 2026

Hey why is that stranger in my house!

valentina_15xNewcomerOct 28, 2026

I got the joke the moment he opened his mouth, but having a healthy diet is truly not that expensive. Might be tad boring and require work (cooking your own meals), but is not expensive (well compared to usual unhealthy diets)

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marco36NewcomerOct 28, 2026

The secret is raiding the food bank like locusts. Fucking migrants.

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anastasiasmirnova74NewcomerOct 28, 2026

Spoiler alert: His skin color

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ploychai66NewcomerOct 28, 2026

They also get their EBT, most of it going to Junk Foods. Like I am not kidding when I say that Shaqeenas here are as wide as an entire Walmart Aisle with like 7 of her kids huddling around her.

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ananya.singhNewcomerOct 28, 2026

the secret is buying vegetables with the optimism of a new year and letting them become a science experiment by thursday

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bilalahmed50NewcomerOct 28, 2026

He had me in the first half

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li.haoNewcomerOct 28, 2026

he should try eating in jail - that would also cost him zero dollars

alejandro_ramrezNewcomerOct 28, 2026

You stole bananas...fair enough. You stole greek yogurt..... I'm calling bullshit.

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dewi.lestariNewcomerOct 28, 2026

Everyone immidiately knew why it was 0$...