When a Time Traveler Accidentally Drops Biblical Spoilers
This meme uses a popular reaction image to depict a humorous hypothetical scenario involving time travel. The dialogue features a time traveler encountering an ancient Egyptian who is distressed because the Nile River has turned into blood. When the traveler casually mentions that the 'Ten Plagues' have begun, the Egyptian reacts with shock and confusion. The joke plays on the idea of a time traveler inadvertently spoiling major historical or religious events for people living through them in real-time, using the contrast between the traveler's nonchalance and the local's sudden realization of impending doom.
The 10 things that never happened. Well, one list of 10 things that never happened.
More like Time traveller: Why isn't the Nile turning red? The story specifically said it was supposed to turn red.
Don’t worry Egyptians, it’s not like a god that is only love and good will kill your children because of reasons you have no control over. He won’t, right?
I cheated on my ex gf, then she got a new bf. She was upset that I wasn't upset, so she cheated on him with me. Its been 30 years and I still hate myself. Don't cheat, people, and if you do, never let her find out, NEVER.
people assuming they would be able to talk with people are hilarious to me. you would be in the past rambling nonsense to anybody.
Peculiar how a civilization as obsessed with keeping records like Egypt never recorded anything that even hinted at these plagues in quick succession.
What i think happened: 1. Algae took over the nile, there is a red looking algae. The blood plague. 2. This algae depletes oxygen levels killing fish and forcing the frogs out of the river. 3. The frogs die. The frog plague 4. The frogs kept the mosquito and other bugs population
Me, upstream the Nile, after borrowing the time machine and traveling to that very moment:
here we go again...
Oh don't worry egyptions, it's gonna get alot worse. You're gonna be muslims in the future...