Retirement plan.

I wish. I would not be able sleep with the old guy. Even if he was into men like me

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

She is one lucky girl

Peak performance...

If your son asks why education and good job is important, show him this picture. If your daughter asks why education and good job is important, show her this picture.

As long as both are happy, I don't see a problem here

I should buy a boat

Maybe it’s his daughter

I am nearly there, just need to get the belly... the yacht... and the girl. BUT I HAVE THE WINE !!!