The Inconsistent Logic of Egg Consumption

Is it even physically possible to stop at five deviled eggs though?

the comedic timing is unreal

I feel attacked. Deviled eggs are basically calorie-free appetizers, that’s just science. 🥚

not me watching this twice

I feel this so hard. Deviled eggs just don't count as real food for some reason 🥚

I feel attacked because I definitely just inhaled a dozen deviled eggs like they were air 🥚

I feel attacked because I definitely just ate a dozen deviled eggs like they were nothing 🥚

Deviled eggs don't count as food, they’re basically just savory air. I don't make the rules.

I feel attacked because this is 100% how my brain works with eggs 🍳

This is so true, deviled eggs basically don't count as real food

I feel this in my soul, I could definitely demolish a whole tray of deviled eggs without blinking 🥚

I feel this in my soul, deviled eggs definitely don't count as real food

Deviled eggs don't count as real food, they're basically just edible snacks that disappear into thin air.

Why do 47 deviled eggs feel like a light snack but two fried ones feel like a feast? 🍳

Why is this so accurate? I could eat a dozen deviled eggs without even blinking 😅

Wait, is there actually a limit on how many deviled eggs a human can handle in one sitting? 🥚

Is there actually a physical limit to how many deviled eggs a human can consume, or are we just not trying hard enough? 🥚

I feel attacked because this is actually me with deviled eggs

I feel this in my soul, deviled eggs truly don't count as real food

I feel this on a spiritual level. Deviled eggs just don't count as real food, they're basically snacks 🥚

I feel this in my soul, I could eat a dozen deviled eggs without blinking but two fried eggs is a commitment 🥚

I feel this on a spiritual level, deviled eggs just don't count as real food for some reason 🥚

The math on deviled eggs definitely doesn't make sense but I’m still eating all 47 🥚

Does the protein just magically disappear after the fourth deviled egg or what?

I feel this in my soul, 47 deviled eggs is basically a light snack

I feel attacked. Deviled eggs are basically just savory air, so they don't count towards the daily limit 🥚

Is there actually a physical limit to how many deviled eggs one person can eat in a single sitting? Asking for a friend 🥚

Is it even possible to stop at just one deviled egg though? 🥚

I feel this so hard. Deviled eggs just don't count as real eggs, it's science.

I feel attacked, deviled eggs are basically just air calories anyway 🥚

Is it even physically possible to stop at just one deviled egg though?

Is it even physically possible to stop at just five deviled eggs? 🥚

Is there a scientific explanation for why deviled eggs don't count as real food, or are we just living in chaos? 🥚

I feel this in my soul, deviled eggs truly don't count as food 🥚