Ultimate nap champion

Same with OP. They thought he was dead, after account-inactivity. But after 4000+ days, they discovered he was still alive, and sucking dick.

The Jesus snail.

Somewhere a group of billionaires trembling in fear…

that reminded me of that snail game.Then the game... Then I realized that I loosed the game :(

Fools. The immortal guy had already trapped the snail, and they just let it loose

That cabbage was not even that good. After 4 years they should have give me something better, like carrots or a little "I'm very sorry"

It wasn’t glued. They will form themselves to stuff like that when food and water is scarce and stay like that until they sense the climate around them has changed. It was in hibernation.

the process: 1. deceased 2. still alive 3. revived

deceased and still alive interesting

So a snail can live 4 years without food, but can only survive 2 eating british food, got it