Lost hope in chickenity - Video

Just say NO HABLO INGLÉS and if she by chance speaks Spanish - say блять сука иди на хуй

Pro tip: be a jew. I got asked this once, so a whole family could sit together. I said how much is it worth to you, she offered me 40 euro, I said sure. If you get caught mastubsting, but you stop. You're the weirdo who got caught, but if yiu keep going the other person is the we

It's like an extended Seth McFarlane bit.

I was flying cross country once, and had deliberately picked an aisle seat when I bought my ticket. I'm 6'3" with knee issues, so I wanted some room to stretch a little. Get on my flight, and this big fat guy comes up. He's got the middle seat. He sits down and is immediately unc

Never trust a chicken.

I had something similar happen to me. I was sitting next to my kids and this woman asked if I could swap seats so she could sit with her husband I was like “no” and as she was going on and on and getting upset, “I pointed to my kids next to me and said “If you are happy yo look a

My response to questions like this

Ma'am your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me.

As a flight attendant, my answer is the same First I check the check-in number. They are always late to check-in... like 150/186 etc... So, I give them a tip to check-in as soon as possible Next, I explain that passengers may have paid an extra for their seat, so, the crew won't

Just say NO, and put your headphones again.