Crabbe ate to many beans

So like, there were no other fat white dudes to cast?

Ozempic has side effects, you know.

Black student is Blaize Sabini, the actor doing Crabbe got arrested. Very old fucking news I really don't understand why idiots keep reposting this bullshit. Ragebait I guess.

Crabbe got busted for silly gillyweed possession.

Who is that blonde guy? They are turning Malfoy into a male now?

He did negroplasty

The original actor who portrayed Crabbe was prosecuted for marijuana possession so in this scene the director replaced Crabbe with Zabini.

He made a diet

Meanwhile Malfoy in the timeline where you didn't kill Harambe.

Actor became criminal