Asking for a friend who doesn't like coffee.

Men drink coffee black. Europeans aren’t men.

Where human ends and cyborg starts? That is the question.

These % are funny as shit. Have you ever had a cup of coffee?

Pure coffee is coffee. If you dilute it with milk, you get milk-coffee (coffee latte or whatever you call it). Essentially any ratio can be called milk-coffee but you will reach a point where legally you can even ignore the coffee content and write it off as minor contamination,

Milk is pure - as soon as 0,000000000000000000000000000000001% of it is tainted with coffee, its not milk anymore.

Milk makes it taste better so don’t forget the milk

Everything with milk isn't Coffee but gay

When it stops sending you to the bathroom

Anything less than 100%.

The water is also a diluting of the coffee. Anything but chewing the beans is a dilution