A Misleading Menu at the Local Food Truck
This text-based joke features a man reading a food truck menu that lists cheeseburgers, fries, and an item labeled 'handjobs' for ten dollars. Upon approaching the counter, he asks the woman working there if she is the one who provides the service. When she confirms, he hands her ten dollars and instructs her to wash her hands because he would like two cheeseburgers. The humor relies on the double entendre of the term, playing on the expectation of a sexual service versus the literal manual labor required to prepare food.


He's right.. Since making a burger is a job that requires hands
Of course I know him, he is me
Handjobs seem more pathetic thsn jerking off.
I snorted. Good job.
I don’t get it
First wash your hands and give me the two cheeseburgers and take another 10 dollars for while I eat them.
Ah yes, those handjobs. Countless times. So many
the 9gag version: ..and then proceeds to fuck the cheeseburgers like the sponge cup trick
Naruhodo
Hank! Don’t order the special sauce! Haaaaank!!