Gimli Has a Different Perspective on Gold Diggers
This meme features characters from The Lord of the Rings, Legolas and Gimli, in a humorous reimagining of their dialogue. Legolas warns Gimli that his partner is a 'gold digger' and advises him to leave her. Gimli, staying true to his dwarven nature and love for mining precious metals, responds with a blunt retort, implying that he actually prefers a partner who digs for gold. The joke plays on the double meaning of the term, contrasting modern relationship slang with the traditional dwarven obsession with mining and treasure found in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy world.
It's a question of perspective
If your buddy is answering like that, everything checks out. No need to worry.
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(Gimli giving Legolas the geh look) "Now that i look, your hair is like gold..."
Gold is a relatively useless metal and used to be very common. Mithril on the other hand...
Rock & Stone!
Diggy Diggy Hoe
When I was young I was influenced that golddiggers, sugarbabies are somehow bad. Now Im much older and richer. I absolutely wouldnt mind having a submisive sugarbabie. My balls are empty, shes well dressed fed and entertained, every party is happy. This eternal love bs gets old r
This joke is told so badly. There, fixed it for you: "Gimli, you should leave that woman, she's a gold digger." "Yeah, she better be."
alright, i chuckled