A Critical Look at Mary Jane Watson's Dating History in the Spider-Man Trilogy
This meme offers a cynical breakdown of Mary Jane Watson's romantic history throughout the Sam Raimi Spider-Man film trilogy. The text lists several of her past partners, including Flash Thompson, Harry Osborn, John Jameson, and Peter Parker, attributing her choices to superficial motivations like status, money, fame, and Peter's identity as Spider-Man. The image features stills of Norman Osborn and Mary Jane, using the character's perspective to deliver a harsh, derogatory assessment of her character. The post reflects a common trend in online discourse that re-evaluates the relationship dynamics and character motivations depicted in early 2000s superhero cinema.
If Garfield's Gwen Stacy had to die snapping her back, Maguire's MJ had to die snapping every bone in her body.
Mary Jane and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!
The red head should be enough of a reason to not choose her
back in time, women/gf it was a prize, today we see the burden they actually were
My mother was from the same generation. She kept me safe from all those girls.
Peter should canonically be married with Black Cat.
In 2005. House of M. Someone created an alternate reality and in this one Gwen and Peter are married and have a son. I mean, I get it, I get it, MJ and Peter Parker are kinda like Mario and Peach. But I have to agree with Norman because, well, Gwen deserves it man, way more than
Should have gone for Ursula, Spiderman dropped the ball on this one.
The 2000’s were chock full of toxic relationships in movies. These were no exception. Millennials were screwed for healthy relationship examples in media growing up. Explains….things….
Well was he wrong?