A Practical Lesson in Proper Lifting Techniques
This meme presents a hypothetical scenario involving a van filled with cash and a deceased driver found on a deserted road. While the situation poses a moral and legal dilemma, the punchline focuses on physical safety. A user named Greg provides a humorous response to the question of what lesson to teach a child in this situation, advising them to 'lift with your legs, not your back.' The joke subverts the expectation of a serious ethical or criminal discussion by prioritizing the importance of proper body mechanics when handling heavy loads, even if those loads happen to be illicitly obtained currency.
If you steal the money, either the cartel or the government will fuck you. Better leave it or call the cops
Not to steal from someone who transports that kind of money in an unmarked van...
Don't leave finger prints and tell no one
Call the cops. Kid is eventually going to let something slip. But my backpack will be awfully heavy on the way home.
-Son, in my time in games there were cheat codes. - Dad what did they do? -You will see. GREEDISGOOD CHEAT ENABLED!
How to - bury the body - jumpstart the van. - check for cameras or bystanders - creating a mask biz - launder the take gradually - IRS and NHS limits - creating a fake .inc to transfer clean money abroad - investing in real state 101 - don't trust the asians
Just drive away. This is not legal money and chances are there are people looking for that money. And these people would drop you in a heartbeat just for being in vague vicinity of the money. Then maybe from the safety of you home call the cops, ID yourself, and you might get som
I’d seriously call the cops. You’d get some percentage of the money, and it would be better than living in constant fear that they’re going to catch you. Which they eventually would, because you weren’t prepared for this so you’re going to make a lot of mistakes
No Country for Old Men
Yeah nah I'm not interested in getting chased down and murdered by some guy with a weird haircut man.