When a company calls basic amenities 'great benefits'

Benefits: 'timely salary payment'. Yeah, no shit, it's not like it's your obligation anyway.

Until they put fish in the microwavey

Micro-va-ve

Espresso machine is a minimum

You guys have a microwave??

Also..

water is warm because the dispenser is broken microwave smells like grandma minge because Karen microwaved her fish egg kimchi sandwich 5 mins ago

And then some guy warms up some pasta with fish and now the whole office smells of fish

the water is free?! The microwave is clean?!, Where do I sign?

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