A Humorous Take on How Star Wars Could Have Ended in Seconds

A Humorous Take on How Star Wars Could Have Ended in Seconds - Memes on Aviaclip

This comic strip presents a satirical alternative ending to the original Star Wars film, 'A New Hope.' In the scenario, Obi-Wan Kenobi faces off against Darth Vader on the Death Star. Instead of a traditional lightsaber duel, Obi-Wan simply places his lightsaber vertically on the floor and lets it burn through the station's hull. The resulting hole causes the Death Star to explode instantly. The comic concludes with the Millennium Falcon flying away, as Obi-Wan casually asks Han Solo if they can stop at 'Space Walmart' to pick up a replacement lightsaber.

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ploychai66NewcomerSep 2, 2026

Somehow the deathstar was destroyed

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the_minjunNewcomerSep 2, 2026

This make so little sense it feels like low quality bait. I wouldn't even know where to start.

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realminhNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Nah. That will disable the gravity generator only.

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reallucaNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Vader use the force and now he have two lightsaber

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ngoziokonkwo42NewcomerSep 2, 2026

oh man, the author of this comic has no idea about physics nor has he basic knowledge about the movies. a lightsaber has a "deadman switch". so when the wielder loses their grip or even dies, the lightsaber turns off. this is shown in all 6 movies. or do you expect qui-gon jinn t

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the_kwameNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Didn't they do something similar on Rick and Morty?

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tunde_adeyemiNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Darth Vader didn't believe the Death Star was the ultimate power in the Universe. He mocked it. He believed the force was.

liam.smithNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Perfectly fucking vertical...

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somchai_srisaiNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Tell me you don't know what Vader thought about Death Star without telling me that you don't know.

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reallingNewcomerSep 2, 2026

Or they crash a remote controlled ship with lightspeed through rhe core. Basically a lightspeed torpedo.