A Humorous Field Guide Entry for the 'Cobra Chicken'
This image captures a humorous excerpt from a field guide describing the Canada goose. The text playfully characterizes the birds as the 'bane of joggers and bike riders' and notes that birders often refer to them as 'cobra chickens' due to their hissing behavior and long necks. Most notably, the entry includes a circled section under the 'Range' category that jokingly claims the birds are found 'everywhere' and warns that 'they could be inside your house right now.' The entry provides a lighthearted take on the aggressive reputation of these common waterfowl.

Could they?
Hoooonk!
Canada GOOSES!!
Gonna heat up the owen. My fat ass not gonna sleep hungry tonight.
i’ve got 10-30 at my house every day. they have huge turds.
I don’t live in Canada, should I worry?
Oh ma gawd it’s in ma house and picking on my peenes
I just checked my house and couldn't find any goose. Man, they're really good at hiding! I'll go check again.
Cobra Chicken Sounds awesome. Why Geese If thats an Option?
A Donald Duck