A satirical take on modern data collection practices
This social media post uses humor to critique the modern tech industry's focus on data harvesting. By framing a child's lemonade stand as a front for gathering personal information on neighborhood peers to sell to data brokers, the post highlights how personal data has become a valuable commodity. It satirizes the business model of companies that prioritize user data collection over traditional profit margins, drawing a parallel between innocent childhood activities and the complex, often invasive, world of corporate data mining and surveillance.
Ok karen
This whole industry needs to fucking die
you, your daughter and the data broker will get arrested because you cannot collect data of kids.
"So that is OP, and he has two fathers. And a boyfriend."
I hate marketing
It used to be illegal to spy on people, but it is ok now for big companies, I guess.
Shouldn't teach kids that working hard and exploiting other human beings for material gain is a good thing. Just get soulless corporate people doing that. Miserable and they don't know why. Insistent that they're happy and successful because they're fulfilled with cosmetic surger
The Shadow Broker: Origin
Don’t stop there… get her a ‘cube’ for her cell phone so people can use cards. Then you can mine for data
She will convince investors that she can expand her lemonade business to the whole country within 2 years and the whole world within 5 years. Everyone will be drinking her lemonade. Then you get a loan from the lemonade producers to invest in new lemonade production plants with t