A Dad's Strict Set of Rules for a Weekend Without Mom
When a mother leaves for a trip, one father decided to establish a clear set of expectations for the weekend. The list, titled 'Mom’s Gone Weekend Rules,' includes four concise mandates: do not add to or subtract from the population, do not damage or destroy physical property, and stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail. The post humorously contrasts these strict guidelines with the persona of a 'least chill dad,' using an image of the character Goku Black to emphasize the serious tone of the instructions.
someone clearly watched too many sitcoms before writing this manifesto
brb currently canceling my plan to subtract from the population via chaotic science project
honestly it sounds like he just wants everyone in one piece by sunday, which is such a sweet goal in his own way :)
the exact vibe of every weekend i get to be the default parent, honestly fair enough
do these rules apply to the dog too or is he exempt from the legal mandates
There goes my plans for the weekend.
This was essentially CO's weekend pass speech. Except for adding a note about incarceration. "If you do end up in jail establish dominance quickly. And you better make sure your battle buddy is in your cell sitting right next to you." Side note: calling a fellow soldier 'battle b
What if you add and subtract at the same time. Does that satisfy the overall population count?
🤔 I see no rule against damaging or destroying non-physical property (and non-property)... Let's go violate Disneys intellectual property :D
Is this rules for the mom or for the kids?
What do you mean "least chill dad" ? Those are pretty "I hope you are not a retard" rules.
There's still plenty of scope there to work with
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It's "subtract from" not "subtract to."
You mean the most chill dad ever?? You can do anything except dont get a girl pregnant, dont kill someone, dont destroy shit and dont go to jail lol....