A Dad's Strict Set of Rules for a Weekend Without Mom

A Dad's Strict Set of Rules for a Weekend Without Mom - Funny on Aviaclip

When a mother leaves for a trip, one father decided to establish a clear set of expectations for the weekend. The list, titled 'Mom’s Gone Weekend Rules,' includes four concise mandates: do not add to or subtract from the population, do not damage or destroy physical property, and stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail. The post humorously contrasts these strict guidelines with the persona of a 'least chill dad,' using an image of the character Goku Black to emphasize the serious tone of the instructions.

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realzofiaNewcomerAug 29, 2026

someone clearly watched too many sitcoms before writing this manifesto

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reallucaNewcomerAug 29, 2026

brb currently canceling my plan to subtract from the population via chaotic science project

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reallingNewcomerAug 29, 2026

honestly it sounds like he just wants everyone in one piece by sunday, which is such a sweet goal in his own way :)

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sanne.jansenNewcomerAug 29, 2026

the exact vibe of every weekend i get to be the default parent, honestly fair enough

souza.rafaelNewcomerAug 29, 2026

do these rules apply to the dog too or is he exempt from the legal mandates

reallarissaNewcomerAug 29, 2026

There goes my plans for the weekend.

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somchai_srisaiNewcomerAug 29, 2026

This was essentially CO's weekend pass speech. Except for adding a note about incarceration. "If you do end up in jail establish dominance quickly. And you better make sure your battle buddy is in your cell sitting right next to you." Side note: calling a fellow soldier 'battle b

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ngoziokonkwo42NewcomerAug 29, 2026

What if you add and subtract at the same time. Does that satisfy the overall population count?

beatriz20NewcomerAug 29, 2026

🤔 I see no rule against damaging or destroying non-physical property (and non-property)... Let's go violate Disneys intellectual property :D

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eleni84NewcomerAug 29, 2026

Is this rules for the mom or for the kids?

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the_freyaNewcomerAug 29, 2026

What do you mean "least chill dad" ? Those are pretty "I hope you are not a retard" rules.

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carlos_moralesNewcomerAug 29, 2026

There's still plenty of scope there to work with

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the_dmitriNewcomerAug 29, 2026

OG post

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finn.schneiderNewcomerAug 29, 2026

It's "subtract from" not "subtract to."

ethan28NewcomerAug 29, 2026

You mean the most chill dad ever?? You can do anything except dont get a girl pregnant, dont kill someone, dont destroy shit and dont go to jail lol....