The Japanese never gave up on fax machines and floppy disks and good on them for that!

Go even better, use Fox.

I need a machete

Man who sleeps with itchy butt wakes with stinky finger...

Bullshit. I mean, it's not like Outlook was the only Email provider on the planet. The Problem is you making your entire infrastructure dependent on one single company. But that's a you issue, not a technology issue.

Feels lucky to realise microslop outage after hours on 9gag

the japanese should invent secure digital fax machines, germany would buy shipments of that shit. basically e-ink tablets over the wire. two documents in different places at the same time

What is reliable, is reliable.

Why were they using outlook for stock trading? Shit's too slow for that normally.

Wait, Fax is back the moment germany thinks about replacing it?

all the civil servants in german government departments must the be thinking they were really clever to still send messages by fax now.