How many 9gagers are immortal?

then why did he always look so young?

Well, bitches who have been sucking dick since they were 13 or 14 usually look like 50 when they are 30. Anyone who has eyes can see it, no study needed.

So 9gagger dont age...

Shush, I'm trying to read my telegraph from the King

That's why muslim 20yo women look already 60

God how i love shit like this. In the end it's gonna be about the connection between getting laid young and drowning your liver in alcohol and what not. Because those two often go together. I hate science communication

9Gagers are gonna live for ever

Are we talking about sexual intercourse, or are early wankers also at risk?

No idea, been here since 1786 and nothing weird happened since then

Chad and Stacy from high school do look like ten years older than me. But that's probably because I don't see sunlight very often.