Masterclass in damage control

Picture or it didn't happened

jokes aside we should probably normalize doing mammograms for both male and female just like prostate checkup for guy at the age of 30+

Mom says "...and remember, you don't need to lick them when you are at the doctor."

Good call. She might have taken it as a challenge and sent you a pic of hers.

does her mother compliment her boob? Asking the real question here

Immediately thought of my extra flat coworker whos mom died last year. /dev/null &> /dev/null

Rebecca have posted again?

And to perfect the coverup you posted this exposé on social media. Very plausible. About that bridge you were selling... tax deductible, right? so would you be willing to increase the price?

The only boobs she posted (that I could find) Nothing to see here, move along.

There's NO WAY a man would send a photo of his bollocks to his father and then bombard him with questions about testicular cancer..........even if he was SHITFACED.