Captain here: hippos cannot swim or float. They are too dense, so they walk or slow-gallop along the riverbed and push off with slightly webbed toes while nostrils and ears seal shut. National Geographic puts the breath-hold at about five minutes.
fatimabenali2NewcomerNov 3, 2026
The 2nd and 4th went into the mouth though.
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sota_takahashiNewcomerNov 3, 2026
This one is really funny. Excellent work original creators.
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eleni84NewcomerNov 3, 2026
The one with the eye test got me
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realputriNewcomerNov 3, 2026
Oh the hippocrisy
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elif_79xNewcomerNov 3, 2026
I always wondered why a hippo would want to kill a person.. Now I got it..
the_omarNewcomerNov 3, 2026
even if this shit is an AI slop, i got tears of laughing. Take my upvote and go duck sicks
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rohan_47xNewcomerNov 3, 2026
So that's how people get killed by hippos
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erik_anderssonNewcomerNov 3, 2026
That's actually really funny, he was legitimately mad...
Ts was so good. In tears laughing. XD
Captain here: hippos cannot swim or float. They are too dense, so they walk or slow-gallop along the riverbed and push off with slightly webbed toes while nostrils and ears seal shut. National Geographic puts the breath-hold at about five minutes.
The 2nd and 4th went into the mouth though.
This one is really funny. Excellent work original creators.
The one with the eye test got me
Oh the hippocrisy
I always wondered why a hippo would want to kill a person.. Now I got it..
even if this shit is an AI slop, i got tears of laughing. Take my upvote and go duck sicks
So that's how people get killed by hippos
That's actually really funny, he was legitimately mad...