Psychological warfare at its finest

"Uhm, yeah... Sorry guys. Your god has just rage quitted and left..."

No issues if it started from 255 and goes down to 0, it will loop back to start at 255 again

“Your god is a false god. Embrace the Flying Spaghetti Monster and accept his embrace with his Noodly Appendages”

I would talk nonsense in some gibberish made-up language, like dutch.

To all the subjects of Ymir: My name is Eren Jaeger. I am using the power of the founding titan to adress all of ymir’s subjects. The hardening of all the walls present on Paradis island has come undone. And all titans entrapped within them hace started marching. My objective is

I would respect the 9gag standard : "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

This is evil. And I love that the second part does rhyme

Dammit Mike, did you let the Simulation run all the time? You should have ended it years by now. Pull the Plug.

"This is god, you are the chosen one. Everyone else are liars." And say that to exactly everyone.