Chosen by the machine gods
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Turned 50, drinks on me
Light is off, so eggs should use night vision
Pure corporate bliss
sure buddy
The omnissiah chose you.
Dude will be isekai’d as a horny vending machine
A simple story but well written. I give you a bonus.
"I'm a gaijin in Japan who started a harem full of vending machines?" kind of story
Praise the Omnissiah!
give(change); if (user.isRetarded()) { give(100); }
99% bullshit. 1. The odds of Made in Japan malfunctioning often. 2. The odds of it malfunctioning only to you. 3. The odds of it malfunctioning only to the extent of 100 yen. 4. The odds of someone making up lies for Japanophile Bootlicking Points.
Praise the Omnissiah
That time when I reincarnated as a ticket machine in modern Japan and tried to bribe a foreigner to get me a harem.