Walking Buddy.

Excellent service for sketchy neighbourhoods. Women would love this

Legitimate plan for a dangerous place, but it can be improved. You should be able to select a guard with a gun or a cute Japanese cosplayer girl.

I only get walking buddy comfort. It's a white guy in a suit so nobody messes with me

There's a white Kevin reaching your destination in 5 min. you can also spend 5 extra dollars for Walking Buddy Black for protection against gangs

*disclaimer walking buddy might explode*

Love how they hold hands

This is a service in japan.

WTF???? Is this real? Is über becoming an escort app now?

A service is a service. If you don't want to walk alone...

Or just book somebody to hang out with. And call it Uber:mensch. Start promoting it in Germany first and see how it goes. And if the market results are good, expand to Italy and Japan.