Cmoon, honey..

I did this to my colleague. She was constantly talking to her mother on loudspeaker so once I yelled "stop grabbing my dick". She never even called her mother again in front of me.

Next time, make a record.

Public transportation made me realize how smart Americans were to go for the private car where you don't need to share your space with this kind of people. Rather spend 1h inside my car listening to my music than 20 minutes listening to some retard talking about his retarded life

I'll take "things that never happened" for 500

My freedom ends where yours begins. More people need to learn that.

You want another beer, oh sorry you're on the phone...I'll just put it here then.

totally, and I don`t want to hear your f ucking youtube video buy some headphones for like 10 bucks

We are on the phone now.

Rebecca

Captain here, weaponized intimacy. Loudspeaker on the bus is basically volunteering your call for peer review.