Railway bridge lavatory

Forbidden latrine.

How would one get to it

I'd rather shit myself.

That's a luxery spa resort compared to the things you see on the French highways.

I went out on deck to get some fresh air as we crossed underneath the railway bridge, suddenly as I looked up to admire its majesty a large we turd struck me right in the face! Its progenitor must've had sweetcorn for lunch, how I wish I didn't know that, at least now so do you!

10 points if you hit that boat

100yr rotten wood, the 1st prankster that sits there will fall to a watery grave

Looks safe and pleasant

Good thing for me by the time they dragged me up there my bowels are already empty

The boat below: