A Bridge Troll's Sudden Change of Heart
In this comic strip, a small goblin guarding a bridge attempts to challenge a traveler with a classic riddle. The goblin demands an answer to the question, 'Who am I, speaking without a mouth and moving without feet?' However, the goblin's confidence immediately vanishes when the traveler is revealed to be a massive, blood-stained knight in heavy armor. Intimidated by the knight's imposing and battle-worn appearance, the goblin quickly answers the riddle for the traveler and nervously allows them to pass, clearly eager to avoid a confrontation.
POV: when you're talking to your Latino mom
He was very close to finding the answer and its not the wind this time.
i mean you can hear a lot of things that move without feet i guess.... *makes fart noises*
*Passive intimidation was very effecrive!*
So, you're well known to all guards in all Skyrim cities as the archmage, the leader of thieves guild, the dragonborn, assassin of the dark brotherhood, master conjurer, illusionist, user of advanced destruction magic. You're wearing armor and weapon made from dragon bones, hummi
The answer to that riddle is a heavily beaten up bridge troll
Yeah shit like these only worked when the other side is smaller/ less well armed/ weaker than you lmao.
No mercy
@mokujin_one that goblin saw one glowing eye and instantly invented a correct answer to a riddle nobody asked
dude was looking intensely because he was focused on the riddle