Qui-Gon Jinn Questions Modern Star Wars Survival Rates
This meme features a dialogue between Obi-Wan Kenobi and the Force ghost of Qui-Gon Jinn. The image highlights a common fan critique regarding the Star Wars franchise, specifically questioning why modern characters are able to survive being impaled by lightsabers. In the original films, a similar wound proved fatal for Qui-Gon Jinn, leading to his death in 'The Phantom Menace.' The meme uses humor to point out the perceived inconsistency in how lethal lightsaber injuries are treated in newer Star Wars media compared to the earlier entries in the series.
because they arent canon thats how
They used confidence
The reason why you shouldn't survive a lightsaber wound in your chest is that with the heat lightsaber has, it will instantly turn any water in your organs it touches into superheated steam and cook all the inside of your chest cavity. Limbs are survivable, but chest, stomach...
Plot armor
Disney sucks donkey balls.
Because bad writers.
Just force-heal
No, no. Qui Gon didn't die from a lightsaber wound. He died because the lightsaber wound made him sad
Because QuiGon Jin was not a stronk independent woman she/they/helicopter to take a lightsaber in the gut and shake it off 10 min later like that chick from Asshoka. Disney sucks donkey cocks!
Because girl boss