A Humorous Guide to Choosing Your Best Friend in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe
This infographic presents a satirical breakdown of potential best friends from the Warhammer 40,000 universe. It evaluates various factions and archetypes, including Space Marines, Commissars, Necrons, and Orks, based on their personality traits and the potential challenges of maintaining a friendship with them. Each entry highlights the pros and cons of the relationship, ranging from the protective nature of a Necron to the chaotic tendencies of a Khorne Berzerker. The list concludes with a lighthearted nod to the Emperor and a 'heretic potato,' offering a comedic take on the grimdark lore of the franchise.
That was entertaining, thank you
What about the Ogryn?
Learning Warhammer 40k lore via memes. nice.
"Necron: Never talks" Bitch, have you met Trazyn? That fucker will not shut the fuck up.
"talks down to you at times" well yeah the only way he doesn't do that is if you get up a ladder
Those are also a good choice. Short friendship though
My brain tells me something boring like the space marine, but the heart, which cynics say is code for penis, wants what it wants. The noise marine.
The Khorne Berzerker is pure gold!
I want this: He is an ogryn. He has the brain of a 7 years old. He is stronger than a regular space marine. He can break your skull with no effort. He won’t do it. He will break the skull of your enemies.
Lore + funny bits + potato = upvote. I dont make the rules.