The Comical Timeline of Building a House in Germany
This humorous sketch illustrates the perceived bureaucratic hurdles of building a home in Germany. The timeline begins with the initial purchase of a plot of land, followed by months of navigating strict aesthetic regulations and endless paperwork. The progression culminates in a satirical twist where the construction process is interrupted by the discovery of an unexploded bomb, a common real-world occurrence during excavation projects in German cities due to historical wartime remnants. The video plays on the stereotype of Germany as a country defined by complex administrative processes and rigorous building codes.
Exactly like IRL. Deutschland ist BĂĽrokratieland.
Only 5 years? AMATEUR
pretty sure that the reason the town looks as good as it does are precisely laws that limit the decor. Imagine an idiot waltzing in with a 3x3 white "minimalist cube", and another with some boring ass "modern" one
God bless living in the Texas countryside. No permits, no inspections by government authorities, and no environmental bs. I can just build what I want, so now I’m building a guest house that will look like a vintage gas station behind my 21k sqft automotive shops.
That's why most villages look nice. Because not every idiot can build his cartoon house in screaming colours next to the all traditional ones.
Schon ab den ersten Tag:
Built several hundred houses in germany and if you need 4 years for a family home you made several bad mistakes. I ve one building with gardenlizard right now and so only one interested is the 70year old lady which is building her new home. The paperwork is around 40 pages, but y
as a person failed to emigrate there, because of document frustration and went home, I have only one thing to say: fuck this bureaucratic hell hole of a country
First day in Germany: Walla hastdueurodigga?
He made the rookie mistake of not joining the right Vereine (clubs, associations, societies, etc.) where the bureaucrats that approve all those permits are members. By doing that, he could have speed-run everything and be a homeowner after one, one and half years, tops. Remember,