A blunt response to the common interview question about resume gaps
This post features a social media commentary that addresses the frustration of job seekers when asked to explain employment gaps during interviews. The text highlights the irony of being questioned about a 10-month period of unemployment, noting that a significant portion of that time was actually spent navigating the lengthy and often unresponsive hiring processes of potential employers. It serves as a satirical take on the disconnect between corporate recruitment expectations and the reality of the modern job market, where candidates are often left waiting for updates or feedback for months at a time.
• Interviewer: "How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?" • Applicant: "That’s when I went to Yale." • Interviewer: "That’s impressive. You are hired." • Applicant: "Thanks. I really need this yob
What fucking jobs are you cunts going for. Send resume, get interview in a few weeks max if interested, told results in under 2 weeks. Honestly weird to keep harping on about it unless once again it's just an American problem...
I suggest looking up a higher up person and just straight up contacting them instead of doing the normal hiring process. Hands down: No one likes HR and a lot of higher ups would not mind you contacting them. Depending on your qualifications and what you want to do, please ignore
If you pussies could handle a job in physical labour you’d be making 70k a year starting out with benefits within 48hrs and stop crying about shitty things like your office environment or how shitty your manager is
While I don't have such gap, I always thought this question is ridiculous. "Can you explain this gap?" "No fuck you, none of your business"
This is no joke. This is actual reality. I can confirm this.... But what bothers me in addition is the actual question "what's the gap". In which 3rd-world country do they ask you this? USA?
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Don't tell them that, you make yourself sound like a loser, instead say you were applying and in the meantime improving yourself.
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"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Probably dead