Satirical Headline Claims Japanese Government Seeks Help With Fukushima Reactor
This image features a satirical headline from The Betoota Advocate, a well-known Australian news satire website. The article uses a mock headline claiming that the Japanese government is offering asylum to Christa Pike in exchange for her assistance in shutting down the Fukushima Reactor 3. The visual pairs a photograph of Pike with an image of a nuclear reactor core emitting Cherenkov radiation. It is important to note that this is a work of fiction intended for humor and does not represent real-world events or government policy.
FUCK OFF
“Must crush Japan”
Wait, wat?... Reactor 3 is still online?!...
I am pretty sure there would a number of orks that would happily take their chances with a nuclear reactor rather than going to the frontlines....
Send her to the colonies... Praise be..
That would be quite a surprise to discover her surviving the reparations of the nuclear reactor and beginning to levitate in the air surrounded by an aura of supernatural power.
Reminds me of The Jaunt by Stephen king Scientists discover portal travel but every animal they send through comes out brain dead. They cant figure it out. Finally they off a death row inmate a pardon if he walks through the portal fully conscious. He agrees signs the deal and st
I mean...
Anyone who commits a sin Beyond a first degree murder Should be given a warhammer 40k sentence In my opinion Oh you tortured and raped a kid? Off you go doing backbreaking labor In the Cobalt mines till you collapse Oh you abused and beat an elderly Woman to death? Off you go wor
Didn't elderly Japanese volunteer during the Fukushima mess to go into high radiation places? Because they would be already dead of old age before showing signs of cancer