A Satirical Take on the Habsburg Family Tree
This meme uses a complex, circular diagram to humorously illustrate the concept of inbreeding, specifically referencing the historical reputation of the House of Habsburg. By depicting a family structure that loops back on itself rather than branching out like a traditional tree, the image mocks the extreme genealogical practices historically associated with royal dynasties. The visual uses cartoon-style character icons and arrows to trace a confusing lineage where multiple generations and roles overlap, turning the concept of a standard family tree into a closed loop of relations.
upvote since this is about sex
As someone with a basic understanding of female anatomy, I find this highly unlikely. Let's say each male or female makes a baby at 13 year old (yes, pedo much). Grandma + grandpa : she must be 13 herself to be fecund. So let's say she starts at 13. She gives birth at 14. Dad is
Playing Crusader Kings like a motherfucker.
i know the habsburger but ... is that real? so dad is fucking grandma, and their child becomes his wife. this wife then has a child with him... fucks him and has a child with her child... and FUCKS THAT CHILD AND HAS A CHILD WITH THE CHILD OF HER CHILD???
Reminds me of this from GreenTeaNeko
Cleopatra's (yes, THAT Cleopatra) family tree.
Isn't this the standard family tree of a typical 9gag Pro user?
All these Alabama family trees makes a circle... All these Alabama family trees makes a circle... All these Alabama family trees makes a circle...
oh dear
So Grandpa and Grandma fucked to make Dad Dad and Grandma fucked to make Mom Dad and Mom fucked to make 'Me' 'Me' and Mom fucked to make Son Son and Mom fucked to make Grandson Son and Grandma fucked to make Granddaughter The levels of Alabama in this tree are too damn high.