A Failed Steak Attempt Leads to a 16-Minute Lecture from Dad
A social media user shared a screenshot of a phone call lasting over 16 minutes after sending their father a photo of a steak they attempted to cook. The post highlights the immediate and lengthy reaction from their father regarding their culinary skills. The original poster opted not to share the image of the steak itself, leading others to humorously suggest that the father's lengthy lecture was likely justified by the quality of the meal.


1. Pat dry, salt, stick in the fridge overnight 2. Sear medium-high with weight, both sides a minute or two till a brilliant crust forms 3. Finish off in oven till comes to 52 degrees, internal, let it rest a 5mins. Step 1 is what a lot of people skip on, and it makes a world of
Some things are stupidly easy to make, like pork and steak. Other things are very difficult like brisket and beef ribs.
Bitches cant cook these days
i dunno how so many can't cook a steak. Salt the side of the steak, let it sit there for 20minutes, very hot pan, 1-2 minutes each side till you see the burn you want. Throw it in the oven for 8-12 minutes, use a thermometer/cut it to see. Ideally you want it slightly under what
I send this to my dad once while he knew i was doing electricity diy in the house asking him what the red light was for. The man never called me that fast before after reading a text
How do you "attempt" to cook a steak? Just throw that shit in the fire & wait for it to burst into flames!
16 minutes?! That's gotta be the longest talk with a dad ever.
found it
It was a misteak
Gonna fuck up dad's day by sending him this