A Failed Steak Attempt Leads to a 16-Minute Lecture from Dad

A Failed Steak Attempt Leads to a 16-Minute Lecture from Dad - Funny on Aviaclip

A social media user shared a screenshot of a phone call lasting over 16 minutes after sending their father a photo of a steak they attempted to cook. The post highlights the immediate and lengthy reaction from their father regarding their culinary skills. The original poster opted not to share the image of the steak itself, leading others to humorously suggest that the father's lengthy lecture was likely justified by the quality of the meal.

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noahwilliams26NewcomerOct 5, 2026

1. Pat dry, salt, stick in the fridge overnight 2. Sear medium-high with weight, both sides a minute or two till a brilliant crust forms 3. Finish off in oven till comes to 52 degrees, internal, let it rest a 5mins. Step 1 is what a lot of people skip on, and it makes a world of

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reallucaNewcomerOct 5, 2026

Some things are stupidly easy to make, like pork and steak. Other things are very difficult like brisket and beef ribs.

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jonasweber34NewcomerOct 5, 2026

Bitches cant cook these days

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sharma.arjunNewcomerOct 5, 2026

i dunno how so many can't cook a steak. Salt the side of the steak, let it sit there for 20minutes, very hot pan, 1-2 minutes each side till you see the burn you want. Throw it in the oven for 8-12 minutes, use a thermometer/cut it to see. Ideally you want it slightly under what

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astridnilsson90NewcomerOct 5, 2026

I send this to my dad once while he knew i was doing electricity diy in the house asking him what the red light was for. The man never called me that fast before after reading a text

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haruto_55xNewcomerOct 5, 2026

How do you "attempt" to cook a steak? Just throw that shit in the fire & wait for it to burst into flames!

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carlos_moralesNewcomerOct 5, 2026

16 minutes?! That's gotta be the longest talk with a dad ever.

garca.sofiaNewcomerOct 5, 2026

found it

valentina_15xNewcomerOct 5, 2026

It was a misteak

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realzofiaNewcomerOct 5, 2026

Gonna fuck up dad's day by sending him this