A Bold Approach to a Cybersecurity Job Application
This text message exchange depicts a job seeker attempting to secure a position as a cybersecurity manager through an unconventional and intrusive method. After being asked to submit a CV to recruiters, the applicant claims to have bypassed standard procedures by uploading their resume directly to the employer's work computer. The applicant further escalates the situation by stating they also accessed the employer's home computer to copy the file into a folder labeled "Personal Important." The interaction serves as a satirical take on the lengths some might go to demonstrate their technical skills, highlighting the thin line between showing initiative and engaging in unauthorized access.
It's funny, but he wouldn't get hired for not following procedures and good practices.
This is as real as the fact that the CIA planned 9/11, that Epstein committed suicide, that Johnny Depp literally had no way to defend himself from Amber for years, that pizza with pineapple is disgusting, that Israel did not kill a single baby in the bombings, that you cannot be
Security officers just hand the IT department a spreadsheet they downloaded or generated in Claude, that the engineers have to fix. Profit.
Oh Rebecca
"I found very disturbing things on your PC. Either you hire me or..."
Why he said he already uploaded and then send it by chat? Is he idiot?
"Hey Grok, I have an idea for a funny joke. Can you please generate a image that...."
Easiest lawsuit ever.
If he uploaded it directly there, why send it?
One of the oldest urban legends, with more twists every time it's reposted.