The Most Suspicious Way to Ask for Money Laundering Advice
This image captures a humorous exchange from an r/AskReddit thread where a user poses a hypothetical scenario about finding a suitcase containing $750,000 in cash hidden in brush near a highway. The original poster asks for advice on how to integrate such a large sum of money into their life without raising red flags. A top-voted response points out the irony of the situation, suggesting that the absolute worst way to handle such a discovery is to post about it on a public internet forum. The interaction highlights the absurdity of seeking illicit financial advice on social media.
This is the kind of stuff that Bitcoin was made for.
A suitcase with a calendar.
I highly recommend watching "no county for old men"
Big... Huge... Humongous brush next to a highway
Its all fun and games until you see your door lock fly across the room
"Hey Google, how do you launder $750,000?"
$750,000 isn't much any more really, in terms of laundering it. I remember the scene in Ozarks where the young girl stole the bag with $3M in it, and the guy tells her she can't spend it, said "That's just a lifetime of groceries.", but $75K, in this economy? That's not even a li
Lawyer here, with professional advice: Instead of committing one or many other crimes to launder that money and whatnot, let the system work for you. Take 1/3 of the money and hide it. Burry it in the garden or something. But don’t make it an even amount, so at the end you’ll hav
I can tell you how drug dealers launder money around here they rent a small place, get 2 3 girls to do nails and hair. initial investment - 5-10k. then they account like 1000 customers per month 50 bucks each, then they pay the tax on that, meanwhile there's like 5 people per day
I would just buy my daily groceries/restaurants from it. 750k is not worth not working anymore so I can pay my rent from my salary and safe for a own home?