A Humorous Take on Disney World 'Easter Eggs'
A viral social media post uses a sarcastic tone to describe a fictional 'Easter egg' at Disney World's Magic Kingdom. The post claims that interacting inappropriately with a performer portraying Tinker Bell will result in being held in an underground facility until local police arrive, leading to severe personal consequences for the individual involved. The post serves as a satirical commentary on park etiquette and the potential legal and social repercussions of harassing theme park staff, framed as a mock-secret tip for visitors.
I'll do this after I get married and have kids
Unless you’re an autistic woman, then you can bug the shit out of them every week for months. Then people all over the world talk about you……but half defend you…..and no one does anything about it…..
#DontTwinkTheTink
Whybdo americans have to say every word in a place name? Disney world magic kingdom park. If you say just “Disney world” I guess people get the place
You dig a metre into the ground in Florida you hit the water table. Homes and buildings in Florida don't generally have basements or underground structures.
Sounds awesome
I mean I've always had a thing for Tinkerbell. I like short women that wear miniskirts and no panties.
If you do the same with goofy, you get a goofy time
Of course, if you're a woman and you openly grope the male performers, you get away with it and your friends will take pictures and laugh at the guy for not wanting to be publicly molested.
It is the deal. If you were a kid raised watching Disney movies, then Disney gave you a fetish. No exception. Liking thicc fairy is one of the healthy fetish. The other options were: gay, furry and bestiality.