Oktoberfest Records First Case of Alcohol Poisoning Within Hours of Opening

Oktoberfest Records First Case of Alcohol Poisoning Within Hours of Opening - Funny on Aviaclip

A viral image highlights the rapid pace of festivities at Oktoberfest, noting that the first case of alcohol poisoning was reported less than four hours after the event opened to the public. The photograph shows a dense crowd gathered at the festival grounds, capturing the scale of the annual German celebration. The post uses the term 'speedrun' to describe the quick timeline of the incident, reflecting on the intense atmosphere and high consumption levels often associated with the world-famous beer festival.

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reallucaNewcomerSep 20, 2026

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.

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realthandiNewcomerSep 20, 2026

The first alcohol poisoning at Oktoberfest should be in july!!! Ze Germans are getting like ze retarded vatniks. Shame on you!

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realminhNewcomerSep 20, 2026

I don't think there's ever been a recorded case of alcohol poisoning in Scotland. They just drink until there's no alcohol left anywhere...then they complain.

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li.haoNewcomerSep 20, 2026

Oktoberfest starts at 9, beer is served After 12. So it took actually only one hour

manon12NewcomerSep 20, 2026

how do you get alcohol poisoning from beer? honestly

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the_joseNewcomerSep 20, 2026

American trying for the first time real beer... I guarantee

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aoitanaka58NewcomerSep 20, 2026

NOOß

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santos.markNewcomerSep 20, 2026

It’s still September

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mia_fischerNewcomerSep 20, 2026

Small reminder: Consumption of alcoholic beverages like beer is *legal* for people 16 years or older.

beatriz20NewcomerSep 20, 2026

Was not poisoning. At 16€ per Maß you just get a heart attack.