The Evolutionary Advantage of Throwing a Rock
This meme uses the 'soyjak' art style to humorously depict the dawn of human dominance. A caveman holding a rock claims ownership of the planet, while a chaotic crowd of various animals—including an elephant, a gorilla, a fox, and a dog—are shown with exaggerated, distressed expressions. The image suggests that the simple technological advancement of throwing a projectile was the singular turning point that allowed early humans to surpass the rest of the animal kingdom and establish control over the Earth.
Not really a rock, but spears
maybe more animals had that kind of mutation too, then our ancestors went "nope" and exterminated them, saying something like "fucking furries"
Using fire to turn food into cooked food. "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
Is the rock stronger than the whip?
And now I have to pay taxes because of a rock.
Rock + stick + fire = SUPER FAST ROCK
Fyi all human inventions are about throwing stuff, rotating stuff and boiling stuff
Ok, owner of the Planet, get back to work now.
Very impressive. Now clean my litterbox.
The moment we mastered the stick, those fuckers had nothing to do