A Literal Interpretation of a Goth Girlfriend Wish
This comic strip plays on the double meaning of the word 'goth.' In the first panel, a man makes a wish to a blue-skinned genie for a 'goth girlfriend.' The genie interprets the request literally, transforming into a woman dressed in historical attire reminiscent of the ancient Goths, complete with an axe and a shield. She greets the man by saying 'hails,' which is the Gothic word for 'hello.' The humor stems from the contrast between the modern slang term for a specific subculture and the historical Germanic people known as the Goths.

Hails, obviously. Do you people not read?
boy i'm drunk to upvote that ...
... ... ... ... Well, time to learn a new language, I guess...
goth is good, but goth is better
This is the correct goth. You don't want the modern LARPer that's just wearing makeup for Only Fans.
I'll take the genie
she says π·π°πΉπ»π (hails), which means "hello" in Gothic. yeah, I have asked abominable intelligence and then verified the answer
Any. Fucking. Day!
Fixed it
I'll take it!