The Mystery of the Never-Ending Jar of Vaseline
A viral social media post questions the business model of Vaseline, noting that a single container can last for decades. The author humorously points out that they purchased their jar in 2006 and it remains 84% full, highlighting the product's extreme longevity and slow rate of consumption. This observation has sparked online discussion about how the brand maintains profitability when individual units are used so sparingly by consumers over such long periods of time.



Your not jerkin it enough apparently................
Inmates single handedly propping them up
I always wondered, is vaseline safe for anal? Because it seems like everyone uses it for that, but I googled it one time and it said it's unsafe, so I'm not sure if people are joking or actually using it for anal or other sexual acts
Pdiddy finance the business for still the next 20 yrs
Isn't it a waste product from gasoline manufacturing?
Cotton wool balls, with a dab of vaseline, make great firestarters. Vaseline can also be used to clean wounds, protect against harsh climates, waterproof clothes and lubricate fasteners. I always take it camping.
Not wife material.
She's using it wrong
Because of San Francisco
When kids grow up and start a new family they get a new jar of their own. Their growth projection correlates directly with population growth. They are not doing well in the North Korean market..