The Mystery of the Never-Ending Jar of Vaseline

The Mystery of the Never-Ending Jar of Vaseline - Memes on Aviaclip

A viral social media post questions the business model of Vaseline, noting that a single container can last for decades. The author humorously points out that they purchased their jar in 2006 and it remains 84% full, highlighting the product's extreme longevity and slow rate of consumption. This observation has sparked online discussion about how the brand maintains profitability when individual units are used so sparingly by consumers over such long periods of time.

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marco36NewcomerSep 18, 2026

Your not jerkin it enough apparently................

noahwilliams26NewcomerSep 18, 2026

Inmates single handedly propping them up

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duc.leNewcomerSep 18, 2026

I always wondered, is vaseline safe for anal? Because it seems like everyone uses it for that, but I googled it one time and it said it's unsafe, so I'm not sure if people are joking or actually using it for anal or other sexual acts

realnadiaNewcomerSep 18, 2026

Pdiddy finance the business for still the next 20 yrs

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the_joseNewcomerSep 18, 2026

Isn't it a waste product from gasoline manufacturing?

ethan28NewcomerSep 18, 2026

Cotton wool balls, with a dab of vaseline, make great firestarters. Vaseline can also be used to clean wounds, protect against harsh climates, waterproof clothes and lubricate fasteners. I always take it camping.

lena_31xNewcomerSep 18, 2026

Not wife material.

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oscar100NewcomerSep 18, 2026

She's using it wrong

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danielavega98NewcomerSep 18, 2026

Because of San Francisco

realmateoNewcomerSep 18, 2026

When kids grow up and start a new family they get a new jar of their own. Their growth projection correlates directly with population growth. They are not doing well in the North Korean market..