The First Day at Work Panic: When You Accidentally Delete the Company Database
This meme features a monkey wearing glasses and an ID badge, sitting at an office desk in front of a computer. The text overlay humorously captures the anxiety of a new employee who has accidentally deleted their company's entire database on their first day. It plays on the common workplace fear of making a catastrophic technical error due to lack of experience or excessive system permissions.
Launch a zpi bomb and call it a day.
Easy, the companies "database" is a sharepoint folder of excel files without backups
"chatgpt, help me clean up this database"
Run this command to recover all recently deleted files: sudo rm -rf /
Your honor, my client would like to plead oopsie daisy
Whenever this happens, it's honestly the fault of the company. It's like giving command of a Boeing 747 to a student pilot on his first flying lesson.
Don’t say anything, go to IT and say you’re unable to log-in.
Can it be traced back to you?
Why did you have full database administrative access on your first day?
Their fault honestly.