The Ultimate Job Interview Comeback for When Your Stomach Growls
This meme features a cat dressed in a suit and sunglasses, sitting at an office desk to represent a confident job candidate. The text overlay tells a humorous story about a candidate whose stomach rumbles during an interview. When asked if they forgot lunch, the candidate delivers a smooth, witty response by claiming they are simply 'hungry for success.' It plays on the trope of using quick-witted, albeit slightly cheesy, lines to impress potential employers during high-pressure situations.
That's got to be the corniest and the most cringe response anyone can say to a person's face.
"No, just hungry because I have no job and will be homeless in next week"
and shit half in pants
Reality: Haven't Eaten anything in the last 3 days because you have no money.
After that pour yourself a glass of water. But don't stop, when it's full. Look him straight in the eye, while wetting the table and say that you always give 110%.
Meanwhile you work at a minimum wage job
I know this story, then the porn started, right?
"impressive punchline ! Anyway... can you tell us why did you quit school at the age of 12 ?"
Sounds Rebecca, but funny.
I’m sorry we seek conformity not excellence